Make Assassins Good Again

Posted on April 26, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/26/donald-melania-trump-white-houe-correspondents-dinner?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Not at all staged. Sure…sure. Anyway here’s a prepared speech about why his secure ballroom bunker is necessary. Hilarious.

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dUh… yOu aRe fIrEd…

Posted on April 23, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – US Navy chief leaving post ‘effective immediately’, Pentagon says
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce9ml02g5k7o

Looks like someone else said no to the Orange C**t who is obsessed with starting a nuclear war. How many more attempts does he get?

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Something Something Deal, Something Orange Twat.

Posted on April 20, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Donald Trump: US will not lift Hormuz blockade until deal made with Iran – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cdxd88r2wjzo

Failed reality TV and comedy president says something about a deal. One trick pony. Fuck off.

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If They Are All Drunk/On Something It Would Help Explain…

Posted on April 19, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/18/fbi-kash-patel-excess-drinking?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Pisshead Pete in the Dept of War…

And Pisshead Patel in the FBI. Might explain his eyes I suppose.

RFK’s an ex Junkie.

What is Trump on?

Bellends.

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More Genius…

Posted on April 12, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cn4v0xm9y0kt
Iran war: Trump says US to ‘blockade’ Strait of Hormuz after talks failed over Iran’s ‘nuclear ambitions’ – follow live – BBC News

Open the strait you crazy bastards.

Okey dokey Skipper.

Right I’m gonna blockade it.

Erm. Wut?

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Scum

Posted on April 7, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/c5yw4g3z7qgt
Trump says ‘whole civilisation will die tonight’ if Iran fails to make deal as US strikes Kharg Island – BBC News

What’s to say?

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And Still… Nothing Is Done…

Posted on April 6, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/05/trump-iran-threats-politician-reactions?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

Checks and balances eh? Very amusing.

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Merry Jeebus

Posted on April 5, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze

No doubt back to war, for the filthy yellow pig and friends. Whatever.

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Do It… For Him

Posted on April 4, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – Trump seeks $152m to reopen notorious Alcatraz prison
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c3dlpk0zzy1o

Do it. Rebuild it. Grand opening. Lock him up in it. Boat trips to see him waving his tiny hands out of the bars in a rage.

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Double Take

Posted on April 3, 2026 by Mr S Wheeze
BBC News – M&S boss calls for more action on crime and abuse of staff – BBC News
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/crk16j2j1ygo

I had to read that twice just to be sure. Nothing is a surprise in business these days…

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