Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Equine Sustenance Generator

Posted on April 29, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Another Oldie. I Even drew this the wrong way round but whatever – here it is…  

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Pushing What Uphill With a Whonow? Another Oldie…

Posted on April 25, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

To quote Dr Frank N Furter: “One from the vault”… And that’s an apostrophe, as in:”impo’tent”  

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Difficult Times? There Are Always Options: Just A Cartoon Blast From The Past…

Posted on April 23, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

It seemed funnier then…

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Jellyfish Attacked By David Cameron

Posted on April 19, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Old Etonian Iggle-Piggle impersonator, floppy haired walking forehead, and part-time Prime Minister David Cameron was stung by a jellyfish minding its own business in its natural habitat. After exiting the sea, exclaiming “Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!”, several political commentators have pondered … Continue reading →

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News blah. Blah blah. Mongoose. Blather. Whatever. Happy joy.

Posted on March 25, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

SA Man with no legs in shooting incident fights for a leg to stand on. Plane missing now declared lost 2 plus weeks on, in massive expanse of water, but British boffins cleverly narrow it down to a mere 1 … Continue reading →

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MH370 Flight Confirms World is Still Very Big

Posted on March 14, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

The mysterious disappearance of the Malaysian Airways flight shows that whilst electronically the world may be turning into a global village, physically, there’s still sodding loads of square footage. Particularly true if you’re an aerial spotter looking for something that … Continue reading →

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Winter Olympics Fires Ball Of Cash At Moon In Money Massacre

Posted on February 7, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

This is nothing against Russia in particular. Let me make that perfectly clear. But frankly, 30 billion pounds for a bunch of elite athletes to fuck about on snow and ice is a lot. Last year, in the UK, that … Continue reading →

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Contemplation. Fables. Pointlessness. A Tap-Dancing Donkey On The Roof

Posted on January 28, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Gazing into the swirling cess pit of general drudgery, not altogether convinced that non-linear time theory representing a multiverse of infinite branching choices should probably have brought me here, my mind wandered back to Aesop’s fables. Something of a childhood … Continue reading →

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Twas The Night Before The Rest Of The Week Before The Christmas That Was Inconveniently Placed On A Wednesday

Posted on December 17, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

Well. I have neglected picking up any of the dismal news to pontificate over for a few weeks. Frankly it’s doing my nut to the point I cannot pick a topic to point and shout about…I’m overcome by a wave of apathy. … Continue reading →

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Hurray! UK Economy Recovering. Buy Houses Now! Go!

Posted on October 27, 2013 by Mr S Wheeze

George Osbourne seemed quite pleased with himself this week, regarding our country’s recovery. OK, so there is an upturn in output. But put that in the context of a pretty broken starting point, and an acknowledgement that wages need to … Continue reading →

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