Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

Amazing Optical Illusion Subtitles Reality

Posted on September 15, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

  Here’s a cheap and effective way of projecting what you’re probably thinking when you’re staring at your boss, co-workers, selected family members, people on the train, or simply any other random shaved apes lumbering around reality and cluttering up the … Continue reading →

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Robot Printers. Bite My Shiny Metal Whatnow?

Posted on August 29, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

  Technology news: Fuji Xerox has created a robot printer capable of trundling itself around to bring documents to the person requesting them. It all sounds a bit suspiciously like something from Futurama to me. Apparently the printer is designed to … Continue reading →

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iPhone 6 Pictures Leaked. iDon’tCare

Posted on August 20, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Thousands of drooling on-hold showoffs with fuck all else going on in their lives are panting with excitement over leaked pictures of the next iPhone. Most of them will only ever use the slab for updating social media and staring … Continue reading →

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Commonwealth Games – A Glove Puppet’s View

Posted on July 29, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

As you may or may not be aware, the world of sport pretty much passes me by. Maybe leaving a slightly farty whiff, as it briefly blocks the view of the TV and then wafts past unnoticed. So I really … Continue reading →

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Proposal To Cleanse The Planet Of All Traces Of Jimmy Savile

Posted on June 27, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

  Way back when on Spiffing Wheeze I attempted to advocate striking a balance between the  need to acknowledge the existence of someone v the need to remove all traces of a vile wrongdoer. See here. Time for a bit of … Continue reading →

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Back To Aesop And His Ass, Cock, and Jewel(s)

Posted on June 10, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Lost for inspiration due to brain meltdown. I turn once more to Aesop. What insight into this version of reality can be found in his ass anecdotes this time… The Ass In The Lion’s Skin An Ass, having put on … Continue reading →

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Cricketing Facial Hair Quote Hilarity

Posted on May 15, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

I hate sports, and I know next to nothing about them, but seemingly maybe more than some people issuing quotes about it on TV Sportsday on BBC1 15 May 2014 An article regarding England cricketer  and heavily bearded Muslim role … Continue reading →

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For Those About To Commute. We Salute You.

Posted on May 13, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Got a London commute coming your way? Another oldie… He even has a “newspaper” whatever that is now…

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Eurovision -World Class Camp Festival Outdoes Itself With Bearded Lady Winner

Posted on May 11, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

You just couldn’t make it up. (Not With that beard – the foundation would be a right state): Austrian drag act Conchita Wurst  (doesn’t that mean sausage?) has been crowned the winner of the 2014 Eurovision Song Contest held in Copenhagen, … Continue reading →

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The Importance Of Titles

Posted on April 30, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

It was a Friday, I was stood, bored, outside the post office in the sleepy village that accommodates the soulless business park / office blot on the landscape where I work. A colleague was inside the post office, posting some dogshit to … Continue reading →

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