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    Yes. Rather than any rash promises to renationalise the whole shit-stained affair of privatised power, Ed will use his might as PM to get you a temporary discount. Whoopee shit. This is hardly the stuff of legend is … Continue reading →

In the news today: The HS2 rail development could end up costing around double the original projections, at around 80 billion of your  Earth pounds sterling . Additionally, the building of the snaking carbuncle dribbling mostly up the left hand side … Continue reading →

In an outbreak of outrageous common sense, the Archbishop Of Canterbury (no, the new one, not the other beardy one) has come out against payday loan firms. In particular, his sights have been set on Wonga. You know, the company … Continue reading →

Good news today was that the housing market showed some sign of recovery. Is this good news? Recovery from what? Houses had become too expensive, and if anything the global financial meltdown had done the decent thing, and halted the … Continue reading →

Is religion too dangerous for the average citizen? Is it time for regulation? In light of yet more grim atrocities perpetrated around the world in the name of one invisible being or another, rumours have it that the Government is … Continue reading →

Workers in China continue to recover thousands of dead pigs from a river near Shanghai. As the enormous haul of porcine cadavers continues to be pulled from the river, which is used as a source of drinking water, locals are … Continue reading →

Woolworths. Clinton Cards. Comet. Jessops. HMV.The list goes on. Melted and gone. Like an ice cream carelessly held at the business end of a jet engine. Supermarkets determined to give over floor and shelf space to “non food”. Offering limited … Continue reading →

And so a week or so of non normality comes to an end. Decorations seem out of place, yet will be missed when packed away.  Items sat frozen in time since Christmas day need to be found a home. Private … Continue reading →

A furious Satan expressed his anger at the continued late arrival of Lady Thatcher. Jimmy Savile is said to be inconsolable.

Between Christmas and New Year. Random acts of alcohol consumption. Getting to grips with Christmas tech you were too pissed to deal with on the big day. Getting visits from old friends. Dropping mounds of cardboard at the recycle centre. … Continue reading →