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It’s A Knocking One Out

Posted on December 5, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

With Stuart Hall, long-time host of school-sportsday gone mad TV trash “It’s A Knockout” in the news now, for alleged acts of an unsavoury nature against children. So that’s It’s A Knockout off the list of TV shows allowed to … Continue reading →

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Humbug! Festive module failed to install.

Posted on December 4, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

As the birthday celebration of the invisible being’s son of legend approaches, I find myself void of festive feelings. How to festive up? Some perfunctory online shopping was executed at lunchtime. No score. I observed the Town lights on the … Continue reading →

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Police And Crime Commissioners – Stop Thief! That’s OUR money!

Posted on November 16, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

If, dear reader, like me, you frankly couldn’t be arsed to get up and troll down to a polling station to cast your vote for some weirdo to be your  local PCC, then you’re not alone. It seems barely anyone … Continue reading →

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Amshterdam Shays Yesh To Shmoking Vishitorsh

Posted on November 3, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Maybe having realised that about 90% of the business for Amsterdam’s cannabis cafes comes from the soon-to-be-banned foreign visitors, the mayor of Amsterdam has decreed that the ban that was going to come into effect at the behest of the … Continue reading →

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UK 1970s To Be Officially Declared “Ruined”

Posted on October 25, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Following on  the heels of  the Spiffing Wheeze’s previous article regarding erasing Mr Savile from history, and its rights and wrongs, rumour has it that MPs are meeting in secret to discuss officially declaring the whole of the 1970s a … Continue reading →

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Felix Baumgartner’s Successful Spacesuit Test Means Real Moon Landing is GO!

Posted on October 15, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Felix Baumgartner’s spectacular tumble to earth, breaking the sound barrier was a bigger breakthrough than is widely understood. Behind the jolly facade of breaking a record for falling to earth from a giant rubber johnny full of helium on the … Continue reading →

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Lance Armstrong? Athletes? Doping? Why not? In fact, why not go flat out mental at it?

Posted on October 11, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

I’m not a huge sports fan, but even I enjoyed some bits of the recent 2012 London Olympics. But mostly I actually enjoyed the Paralympics. Now there’s this big scandal regarding Lance Armstrong, and his apparently sophisticated, and successful doping … Continue reading →

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Jimmy Savile: His Removal From History

Posted on October 10, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Well, this one will be a little bit of a tricky topic to begin with, so read carefully before ranting. The simple fact is that one of the big news stories of the moment is the Jimmy Savile (not to … Continue reading →

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Hello world!

Posted on October 4, 2012 by Mr S Wheeze

Hello there. Started 4 Oct 2012. Kind of an experiment. Let’s see what happens.

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