Author Archives: Mr S Wheeze

A Short List…

Posted on February 25, 2015 by Mr S Wheeze

Clearing out my phone. I find the list of stuff in my dad’s flat once he had gone… A life’s work… walker 2 dab radios 1 single bed 1 wardrobe 1 chest of drawers 1 laundry basket 1 clothes horse … Continue reading →

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Because Intermanet Quizzes And Such Should Be Endured By All

Posted on February 18, 2015 by Mr S Wheeze

There’s more shit in my social media feeds than actual updates. So and so’s real age was guessed by some random data harvesting app to be… ha! Younger than their real age! Ooh! Publish so all your window licking FB … Continue reading →

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Self Driving Cars. It’s The Fucked Future… Soon

Posted on February 11, 2015 by Mr S Wheeze

As Milton Keynes, amongst other cities,  begins trials of driverless cars, you can only wonder where this one is going next. Apparently in these trials,  some of these ‘cars’ will actually be running on the pavement. Good eh? Why not … Continue reading →

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Je suis… Er…Fuuuckkk…Not That Brave… Let’s Go With Bill…

Posted on January 13, 2015 by Mr S Wheeze
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Religion To Be Regulated?

Posted on January 12, 2015 by Mr S Wheeze

Originally posted on spiffingwheeze:
Religion as Unbranded Ciggie Packets Is religion too dangerous for the average citizen? Is it time for regulation? In light of yet more grim atrocities perpetrated around the world in the name of one invisible being or another,…

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Ho Ho Ho Etc. Preparations Hot Up For Most Expensive Sunday Lunch Of The Year

Posted on December 15, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

As Christmas rapidly approaches, crazy-eyed consumers gear up to execute the most financially crippling, over the top, over-egged Sunday lunch of the year. This year, to be held on a Thursday.  Christmas: Basically a Sunday lunch that sets you … Continue reading →

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Giant “Absolutely Fuck All” Giveaway

Posted on December 3, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

We have 200 pieces of “absolutely fuck all” that have been unsealed and so unfortunately cannot be sold. If you like and share this posting you will receive “absolutely fuck all”. Hurry! These 200 pieces of “absolutely fuck all” are … Continue reading →

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Gay Man Admits To Being Chief Executive

Posted on October 30, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Chief Executive of apple Tim Cook has publicly acknowledged his sexuality, announcing that he is “proud to be gay”. He has apparently made his announcement to try to help people struggling with their identity. Good for him. But I can’t … Continue reading →

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Frozen Eggs? Why Not Powdered…

Posted on October 19, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Good news for human females who want to spend their younger years on attempting to climb the greasy corporate pole (ooer missus) rather than being inconvenienced by biology. Some of the more out-there forward thinking companies are now offering their … Continue reading →

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Is That All Folks?

Posted on October 15, 2014 by Mr S Wheeze

Some random depressing thoughts I wrote a couple of months back when my dad was struggling to stay planet side. Unpublished. Unwanted. Unresolved. There is an order to things that goes a bit like this: You’re born, you live, you … Continue reading →

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