UK Future Rides On “Shagger” Boris Having Dinner With Blonde Woman

Posted on December 9, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Normally, I’d say that could actually end up working out OK. He somehow has a way…

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/08/chances-of-brexit-deal-hang-on-boris-johnson-and-ursula-von-de-leyen-dinner

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Vaccine Guinea Pig Sensibly Chosen…

Posted on December 8, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

The good news is, if she does turn into a zombie, she won’t be one of the fast ones as per 28 days later. Sensible precaution…

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/dec/08/coventry-woman-90-first-patient-to-receive-covid-vaccine-in-nhs-campaign

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Hnnnnnng! Splosh. Wipe. Flush

Posted on December 7, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

That kind of final push. Better not blow an O ring from straining too hard.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-55208218

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Brexit. Flip A Coin… It has come to this.

Posted on December 5, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Could have just flipped a coin 4 years ago, when pig – sticker Cameron started this colossal political shart…

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/dec/05/chance-of-brexit-deal-no-higher-50-uk-sources-barnier-boris-johnson

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Does Anyone Know Her Address? (Asking For A Friend)

Posted on November 28, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2020/nov/28/hong-kong-carrie-lam-cash-bank-account-us-sanctions?CMP=Share_AndroidApp_Other

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The Script For “Carry On Brexit” Doesn’t Seem That Funny…

Posted on November 25, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2020/nov/24/uk-facing-risk-of-systemic-economic-crisis-official-paper-says

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England To Implement Spinal-Tap Higher Covid Tier System

Posted on November 22, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

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Petrol And Diesel Cars? Time To Buy A Horse & Cart

Posted on November 18, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze
Meh…

With 2020 progressing nicely downhill, and Brexit around the corner, many Brits would probably do well to ignore this, and invest in a horse and cart. It’s all fairly ‘pony and trap’ certainly…

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Woman Who Signed Contract To Get Rich And Famous Upset That Terms She Accepted Need To Be Upheld Or Something…

Posted on November 17, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Meh. You sold the rights to your first 6 albums up front. For a cash advance. Maybe you should have had more faith in these unknown non existant albums to start with. Or just accept you signed for cash up front. Boo and indeed hoo.

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Distraction News? Pre-Brexit Rats Exiting The Torpedoed Listing HMSUK? That Mekon Cummings Too, Today…

Posted on November 13, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Breaking news. Some cnut you’ve never heard of leaves job you never even knew he had, working for PM you can’t be bothered with.

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