spiffingwheeze

Hi, this is your captain speaking, Rusty…

Posted on November 5, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

On a related topic, by the time this bullshit is over, there will surely be a lot of pilots rustier than a mid 80’s Alfa out there. Bagsy not flying anywhere too soon after they all return to the air after 2 years or so of delivering parcels…

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World goes to bed ready for results of OAP dude-off

Posted on November 3, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Will it be the orange one with a wall fixation and a golfing habit who has somehow avoided causing WW3 for 4 years, whilst Making America Grate Again?

Or the other one who used to help out when that nice Obama man was in the big chair?

Anyway. Expect a whole load of fuckery, and maybe civil war part 2. After all. There’s more than a few gun toting loons to go round. Come on 2020. Surprise us with something good for a change.

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Lock down 2. This time…it’s illogical

Posted on November 1, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Just shut the schools again you tits. If things are that critical.
Your half-arsed parochial tier systems, different in each pisspot country was hardly out of the box. Stop fucking everyone around, and making up bullshit to fit your latest crackpot exceptions to your own shit logic. Everyone must stay at home. Mostly. But not school children. Who every day go to and fro, from those same households being kept apart. Fuck off. Then keep on fucking off until you’re right to fuck. Blundercunts

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Ahh. Ze lockdown non?

Posted on October 29, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

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Merry Digital Christmas…

Posted on October 28, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

It’ll all be cancelled soon, so just buy yourself something nice off Amazon pronto, and start stockpiling enough falling-down water in to take the edge off reality…

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United Whatnow?

Posted on October 22, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

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Lockdown. What now?

Posted on October 15, 2020 by Mr S Wheeze

Next lockdown, the government has decided you will be required to dress as an item of household furniture, and hide in your house. Please stay completely still between the hours of 08:00 and 18:00.
You must remain in this attire on your single weekly trip to the ration line.
Because all your jobs will be gone, after 3 months of this, the government will expect you to supplement the government’s income by renting yourself out as this furniture item to the few remaining working people.
Or something.